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The Love That Lasts
It has often been asked why Elle isn't in some form of long term relationship. Well, the truth can now be revealed that in fact, he is.
For some years now he has been in a deep and loving relationship with lounge chair cushions. Well, not so much a long term relationship, but more "serial monogamy" with the occasional venture into the wilder world or threesomes.
As these photographs show, when it comes to cushions, Elle can be somewhat of a slut.
So, why cushions?
Well, Elle can be a very tactile person and cushions are also very tactile. They enjoy being held closely and are unlikely to tickle you when you least expect it.
They are also unlikely to leave a wet spot in the bed, and even if there is a wet spot, they seem to be happy enough to sleep in it.
Cushions will not argue endlessly about what you should watch on TV, although they have been known to hide the remote control.
Cushions won't contradict you when you are having a conversation about quantum physics or Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Not unless you are wildly wrong and have had too many drugs.
Elle's cushions have long been a close companion and while they are always there when he needs them, they are also happy to stay on the side line when he has other things to occupy his hands.
Hover your mouse over the pics, as we all know - every picture tells a story.
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