Elle Grooming or anyone who is thinking of getting an Elle for themselves, it is worthwhile remembering that ownership of an Elle involves investing a lot of time in grooming. Not only is there the special attention that needs to be paid to detail, (his hair is just the start of it) but it would also be advisable to invest in a second bathroom if you don't already have one.
Not only is there the hair to contend with, but there's the body shaving as well. Don't dare suggest waxing - the mere thought of it makes him break out in spots. There was one occasion when he did try waxing but he claimed that it was simply too harsh on his tender skin. Since then he has taken to ritual cursing of anyone who works in the industry.
On top of the grooming, you must be able to keep up the supply of sleeveless flannel shirts. Many people wrongly believe that Elle only has one sleeveless flanny that he wears repeatedly. A quick examination of his wardrobe reveals that he does in fact have many of them. They all just look the same to give the impression that he wears the same one over and over again. In fact, you could be forgiven for believing that Elle has a severe aversion to sleeves. Some theorise that this is the result of a very bizarre incident in his developing years, but it is more likely that he simply prefers to show off his bulging biceps to their maximum effect. I've already mentioned that you may need to invest in a second bathroom. Elles bathroom antics are legendary. If he disappears into the bathroom then you can expect that he will be gone for well over an hour. No-one is quite sure what happens behind those locked doors, but when he emerges - like a butterfly from a cocoon - the transformation is almost obvious. 
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